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Twelve fat men gather in heavy-breathing anticipation at the mouth of the third-base entrance to the field. It's Disco Night — the Village People, after presumably having...
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After Obama fixes health care, pulls out of Iraq, defeats the Taliban, ends the recession, reforms financial regulation, eliminates steroids from baseball, rejuvenates public...
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Dutch DJ/producer Laidback Luke cut his teeth on the European house scene in the mid-’90s, and since then, he's been one of the world's top DJs. The guy holds the number...
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Think of illustrious musical gypsies of the past, such as Django Reinhardt and Jimi Hendrix. Now imagine a band that’s like a mix between Fleetwood Mac and Jethro Tull....
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One breezy fall day somewhere outside Seattle, residents gathered in the town square and the mayor buttoned himself into his “special occasion” suit, all to celebrate...
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Send those blues packing the last Monday of each month with a free film screening at the lovely, wonderfully hip Standard Hotel. Nestled on that pristine and quiet strip that...
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For the past 20 years, John Martin’s Restaurant and Irish Pub has served you karaoke on Wednesdays, a traditional Irish brunch on Sundays, and green beer on St....
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You don’t need to know opera to know the beautiful gypsy named Carmen or the eponymous tale based in 1830 Seville. The woman and her story have appeared on thousands of...
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Before monotheism ruined the fun, humans worshipped a female god (hell, yeah!) and held huge outdoor fuck parties to honor the beginnings and endings of seasons. Instead, we...
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Car customizing didn’t begin with MTV’s hit series Pimp My Ride, but it sure felt out of reach before Xzibit began popping up on random people’s doorsteps and...
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Ever wondered what it feels like to finish a three-round professional MMA fight? To push yourself, over and over, past the limits of your strength and conditioning? You can...
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For all the ups and downs of the 2009 Florida Marlins season, there has been one constant. No, not the terrible relief pitching, but rather the ability to beat the bejesus out...
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MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts, a form of fighting. Bad Blood II: Battle of the Americas this Saturday at the BankUnited Center is an MMA fight. Jonathan Brookins is...
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Until the Miami Malt Liquor Expo and 8-Bit Nintendo Tournament gets up and running, our favorite local booze fest is still the Miami International Wine Fair, now in its eighth...
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The guys from The Postelles are taking a decidedly different approach to touring: Instead of cramming into a van that reeks of Taco Bell and washing dishes for gas money,...
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Brickell, the fiscal whore of Babylon, wakes up in the morning with the sunlight gleaming off of her cocaine skyline. She stomps her cloven hooves, rears her goat head toward...
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To kick off the 2009-10 season, the Florida International University theater program has chosen a play that hits home. In fact, maybe “hits home” is too quaint a...
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We could spend hours watching Cory Arcangel’s Mario Movie (2005), a surprisingly touching account of what happens to the famous Italian plumber as the Nintendo world...
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A polished black Range Rover pulls up to a white Gulfstream G400 jet at Opa-locka Executive Airport. Two female members of South Beach's perma-tanned gliteratti scamper out of...
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Not long ago, a 47-year-old Liberty City guy named Slim died. His brother Larry and sister Helen are unemployed, so they didn't have the money for a standard funeral. What to...
