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Feature
The Florida Marlins Manatees shake two tons of booty
By Gus Garcia-Roberts
Published: September 24, 2009
Twelve fat men gather in heavy-breathing anticipation at the mouth of the third-base entrance to the field. It's Disco Night — the Village People, after presumably having...
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Night&Day
No Justice, No Seat
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
After Obama fixes health care, pulls out of Iraq, defeats the Taliban, ends the recession, reforms financial regulation, eliminates steroids from baseball, rejuvenates public...
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Night&Day
Luke Goes Boom on the Ones and Twos
By JOSE D. DURAN
Published: September 24, 2009
Dutch DJ/producer Laidback Luke cut his teeth on the European house scene in the mid-’90s, and since then, he's been one of the world's top DJs. The guy holds the number...
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Night&Day
Gypsies Minus the Fila Tracksuits
By JOE LAPIN
Published: September 24, 2009
Think of illustrious musical gypsies of the past, such as Django Reinhardt and Jimi Hendrix. Now imagine a band that’s like a mix between Fleetwood Mac and Jethro Tull....
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Night&Day
You’re Awesome, Coffee Bean
By Raina McLeod
Published: September 24, 2009
One breezy fall day somewhere outside Seattle, residents gathered in the town square and the mayor buttoned himself into his “special occasion” suit, all to celebrate...
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Night&Day
The Next Big Thing
By AMANDA MCCORQUODALE
Published: September 24, 2009
Send those blues packing the last Monday of each month with a free film screening at the lovely, wonderfully hip Standard Hotel. Nestled on that pristine and quiet strip that...
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Night&Day
Thanks for the Good Times, and Beer
By CLAUDIA SANTANA
Published: September 24, 2009
For the past 20 years, John Martin’s Restaurant and Irish Pub has served you karaoke on Wednesdays, a traditional Irish brunch on Sundays, and green beer on St....
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Night&Day
She’s the Best Kind of Trouble
By Raina McLeod
Published: September 24, 2009
You don’t need to know opera to know the beautiful gypsy named Carmen or the eponymous tale based in 1830 Seville. The woman and her story have appeared on thousands of...
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Night&Day
Ears Wide Open
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
Before monotheism ruined the fun, humans worshipped a female god (hell, yeah!) and held huge outdoor fuck parties to honor the beginnings and endings of seasons. Instead, we...
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Night&Day
There’s a Disco Ball on Your Bumper
By Raina McLeod
Published: September 24, 2009
Car customizing didn’t begin with MTV’s hit series Pimp My Ride, but it sure felt out of reach before Xzibit began popping up on random people’s doorsteps and...
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Night&Day
Sweat for Vets
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
Ever wondered what it feels like to finish a three-round professional MMA fight? To push yourself, over and over, past the limits of your strength and conditioning? You can...
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Night&Day
The Fish Get Busy
By Chris Joseph
Published: September 24, 2009
For all the ups and downs of the 2009 Florida Marlins season, there has been one constant. No, not the terrible relief pitching, but rather the ability to beat the bejesus out...
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Night&Day
There Will Be Blood
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts, a form of fighting. Bad Blood II: Battle of the Americas this Saturday at the BankUnited Center is an MMA fight. Jonathan Brookins is...
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Night&Day
Stick Your Nose in It
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
Until the Miami Malt Liquor Expo and 8-Bit Nintendo Tournament gets up and running, our favorite local booze fest is still the Miami International Wine Fair, now in its eighth...
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Night&Day
The Upper West Side Meets the Upper Room
By Dominic Sirianni
Published: September 24, 2009
The guys from The Postelles are taking a decidedly different approach to touring: Instead of cramming into a van that reeks of Taco Bell and washing dishes for gas money,...
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Night&Day
It Ain’t Mount Zion, But It’ll Do
By JACOB KATEL
Published: September 24, 2009
Brickell, the fiscal whore of Babylon, wakes up in the morning with the sunlight gleaming off of her cocaine skyline. She stomps her cloven hooves, rears her goat head toward...
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Night&Day
Broadway Ocho
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
To kick off the 2009-10 season, the Florida International University theater program has chosen a play that hits home. In fact, maybe “hits home” is too quaint a...
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Night&Day
Critical Mass
By P. Scott Cunningham
Published: September 24, 2009
We could spend hours watching Cory Arcangel’s Mario Movie (2005), a surprisingly touching account of what happens to the famous Italian plumber as the Nintendo world...
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Metro
Halcyon Jets exec accused of sabotaging the company
By Gus Garcia-Roberts
Published: September 24, 2009
A polished black Range Rover pulls up to a white Gulfstream G400 jet at Opa-locka Executive Airport. Two female members of South Beach's perma-tanned gliteratti scamper out of...
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Riptide
North Miami's Funeral Store sells caskets for less
By Gus Garcia-Roberts
Published: September 24, 2009
Not long ago, a 47-year-old Liberty City guy named Slim died. His brother Larry and sister Helen are unemployed, so they didn't have the money for a standard funeral. What to...
