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When Carol Anne Burger called police just before 1 p.m. October 23, 2008, she sounded panicked.
"I... I don't know if this is an emergency, but it could be," she told the 911...
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On July 20, 1810, Colombia declared independence from Spain. Nine years later, the Spaniards withdrew in an exhausted huff as the victorious revolutionaries, led by...
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I don’t know but I’ve been told, abstract painting looks mighty old.
Oh, we could make “If the art world ran the Army...” jokes forever. The uniforms...
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“There aren't a lot of places [in Miami] to play jazz, so when I'm in town, it's always good to perform local gigs,” says Philadelphia-born Nicole Henry. With...
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Tortuga, 1761: A pirate with a small, spherical hat and long, curly dreadlocks walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Argh, Cap’n. How goes it?” The pirate...
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Everyone knows Miami Beach is the home of the $18 cocktail, but if you venture just south of Fifth, you’ll find a spot where the floors are dirty, the drinks are...
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You gotta hand it to the Kinsey Sicks. Dubbed “America’s Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet” — possibly because they are the only a cappella ensemble...
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Hungary is a whirlwind of iconic imagery: Olympic gymnasts and wrestlers, Ottomans (the people, not the footrest), the nation’s hilarious proximity to Turkey, and, of...
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Contemporary art is too expensive for the average person. At best, it’s an innocuous diversion for bourgeoisie academics and the filthy rich. At worst, it’s a...
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He’s doomed to pant like a marathon runner and mop the floor with his tongue from April till September. So this weekend, give Fido something to look forward to that...
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A certain segment of the population (ahem, those with one X and one Y chromosome) wishes bikinis could be eaten. But aside from those made of licorice and sold in sex supply...
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Miami isn't shy about its love of bass. And not just any bass. Big-booty bass — bass so fat that when the room shakes, it feels like an earthquake.
So it's no surprise...
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If you’re looking for an escape from the American pop dungeon, head to Lincoln Road this Saturday. Ignore the “Boom Boom Pow” blaring from designer boutiques...
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What’s that you say, ma’am? You’re nostalgic for bowl haircuts? You love dead pop stars credited with changing the course of popular music? Well, you’re in...
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At the second annual BBQ Throwdown, you cannot get just one rib, and no one will pour Coke into your hands for a dime. This is a back-yard barbecue contest thrown by the Miami...
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Your gran taught you to never laugh at people with disabilities. Like, never. So when Josh Blue steps into the spotlight at the Miami Improv, send one middle finger to the...
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Seriously, guys, there’s more to life than donk Chevys on 30-inch rims. There are also hot girls, muscle cars, custom bikes, and luxury whips with built-in...
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Advisory for Miami-Dade County: Beware of roving bands of comedians temporarily ensconced in Coral Gables for the 2009 Miami Improv Festival. If you see a pack of three or...
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It’s been said Florida Marlins shortstop Hanley Ramirez was forged from the fires of Mount Olympus out of a dash of scrap metal and the DNA of a fossilized mosquito that...
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Looking for a party where the dress code is greasy jeans and a bloodstained tee? Seeking someplace you can let your inner juvenile delinquent skank away the night while wasted...
