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Roger Gonzalez Jr. guides the car full of thieves through the Redland, past the groves of mango trees glowing blood red against the evening sky, toward a beige building with a...
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The Beach is about to get flooded, son.
At this very moment, there are 250,000 rappers, DJs, celebs, porn stars, strippers, and regular people packing the Hummer full of...
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One of two lamb chops on my plate at Edge Steak & Bar was overcooked; it was supposed to be medium-rare but was served medium. A side order of haricots verts with mixed...
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In a movie season worshipped for its CGI-boosted, spiritually bankrupt juvenilia, it's heartening to know that filmmakers still create summer entertainment for grownups. Not...
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In a destitute village near the Caribbean Sea, a young brother and sister discover a creature that has plummeted from the sky. Believing the mysterious stranger is a fallen...
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On a quiet Overtown corner, one barren lot sits empty but for a solitary droopy tree on a block of neatly kept houses. In 1989, the City of Miami entrusted almost $1 million...
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Since the mid-'90s, Miami Beach has welcomed some of hip-hop's biggest names during Memorial Day weekend for a four-day alcohol-fueled throwdown, commonly referred to as Urban...
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Fifteen-year-old Alma just might be the horniest person in Norway. She rings up exorbitant phone sex bills when her mom, a single parent, is out of the house. And she rides...
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Some call it "el tren de la muerte" (the train of death). Others refer to the rattling death trap as "la bestia" (the beast). Countless migrants from El Salvador, Honduras,...
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Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke...
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There's always a debate raging about underappreciated live music in Miami. One day, it's commercial radio rock that's getting the shaft. The next day, it's all bands, indie...
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In writer/director Abel Ferrara's vision of the apocalypse, Chinese joints deliver right up until the end. The media's "live coverage" continues almost as long. Sorry, haters:...
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When Facebook went public last week, its value exploded to more than $100 billion and snagged wunderkind CEO Mark Zuckerberg almost $30 billion. A former Miamian is counting...
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The familiar smell of sweat and PBR lingers in the Fort Lauderdale air.
A food truck is serving hot dogs to the tipsy attendees at the Black Locust Society warehouse....
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Twentysomething Silver Lake couple Peter (Christopher Denham) and Lorna (Nicole Vicius) talk their way into an unnamed cult that meets in the basement of a San Fernando Valley...
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In 2006, hundreds of Miami Beach sunbathers stared in awe as a bizarre procession paraded down the South Beach sand. Eighteen giant helium balloons — shaped like vampire...
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Remember all of those minimal techno gems from 2005? Neither does anyone else. That's because minimal is mostly dull, monotonous, nondescript dance-floor fodder.
If you ask...
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Can any one of the millions of Americans who saw Men in Black 2 in 2002 describe its plot today? A single scene? I saw both MIB movies upon their original release and have as...
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Brew-Haha
It's beer time: Thanks for your story about the Misfit Home-Brewers and all the other craft beer fans emerging in Miami ("Beer Invasion: The Misfits of Beer," David...
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Miamians are addicts. They can't get enough bottle poppin'. They can't get enough of lookin' pretty. And they certainly can't get enough fist pumpin'.
Thankfully, they live...