Short Order's Most Popular Stories of 2012

According to the data we pulled on your favorite things to read in 2012, the only proper way to describe you would be like this: A cupcake-eating, burger-hankering, breakfast-cooking, Taco Bell-drive-thru-ing, Bourdain-Tweeting, date-romancing, french fry-licking, late-night-eating, macaroni and cheese-making, vegan-living, Miami Spice-going, barbecue-ribbin', cheap-eating, sushi-catching individual who would do anything...

By Alex Rodriguez

December 28, 2012

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According to the data we pulled on your favorite things to read in 2012, the only proper way to describe you would be like this:

A cupcake-eating, burger-hankering, breakfast-cooking, Taco Bell-drive-thru-ing, Bourdain-Tweeting, date-romancing, french fry-licking, late-night-eating, macaroni and cheese-making, vegan-living, Miami Spice-going, barbecue-ribbin', cheap-eating, sushi-catching individual who would do anything for a taco.

In other words, you're awesome (and that description should totally go on your dating profile).

We tallied up the pageviews for these blogs, and the numbers tell us you liked reading these the best.

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Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations: Mozambique Is a Downer

Candlelight and Ocean Views: Miami's Ten Most Romantic Restaurants

Miami's Ten Best French Fries

Miami's Ten Best Late-Night Restaurants

Miami's Best Macaroni and Cheese Dishes: Truffles, Lobster, Even Broccoli

Bombshell 70-Year-Old Raw Vegan Annette Larkins Leads Us to Fountain of Youth

The Best of Miami Spice 2012, Part Three

Miami's Top Ten Barbecue Restaurants: Dry Rubs, Jerks, and Ponies

Best Cheap Meals on South Beach: Ten Under $10

Miami's Ten Best Sushi Bars: Hunting for Fresh Fish

Miami's Ten Best Tacos

Miami Spice 2012: The Good, the Great, and the Grudging, Part One

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