Bill McCollum is a Pig in Lipstick Who Listens to Right Said Fred

The current political scandal involving a Republican spending money on things involves Bill McCollum's anti-pedophile PSAs. Apparently the Attorney General spent $550 on makeup for the ad! Gasp! Here (via the Buzz) is "yuk yuk yuk" YouTube video driving the point home. Men in makeup for the purposes of lighting!...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

March 25, 2009

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The current political scandal involving a Republican spending money on things involves Bill McCollum's anti-pedophile PSAs. Apparently the Attorney General spent $550 on makeup for the ad! Gasp! Here (via the Buzz) is "yuk yuk yuk" YouTube video driving the point home. Men in makeup for the purposes of lighting! That sounds vaguely homosexual! Let's ban it in the constitution!

Anyway, tomorrow we'll give our take on the whole "controversy," but in the meantime please enjoy this video. It will enlighten the political discourse sure to take place around your family dinner table this evening.

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