A lot of weird things happen in Florida. We're here every Friday morning to give you the week's weirdest.
Radio Station Offering Contest Winner Sex With Three Pornstars
WYYX, a radio station in Panama City, is having an interesting Valentine's Day contest. Anyone over the age of 18 is invited to apply (apparently including women), and the top five applicants will be invited to the station on Valentine's Day. Then the owner of a porn website known as Fuck a Fan, will select the grand winner who gets to have sex with pornstars Jennifer White, Sara Jae and Layla Price. The catch: the event will be streamed live on the web. Because apparently everyone wants to see a rock radio station listener form the Panhandle have sex.
Strippers Arrested for Smuggling Booze Into Prison
First off I just want to point out that this all started off with an inmate in apron in Lutz, Florida escaping because he asked to go pee in the woods while working on a work crew and just never came back.
After investigating, it turns out however that the escaped inmate was in cahoots with a crooked correction's officer. The officer would let the inmates buy booze, cigarettes and synthetic drugs and then smuggle them back into the prison. The officer also enlisted the help of two strippers, one in her 20s and one in her 40s, to help with the scheme. The ladies also offered conjugal visits.
83-Year-Old Woman Catches Felony Charge for Fighting Husband
If you're an elderly person who likes to brawl with other elderly people, you could get charged with assault and battery on someone older than 65, a serious crime in Florida.
Charlene Earle, an 83-year-old resident of DeBary, Florida, is charged with beating her husband, 87-year-old Charles. Authorities caught wind after Charlene drove both to the hospital to recover from their wounds. When asked how his injuries happened, Charles only said he and his wife were "mutual combatants" but wouldn't elaborate. Though both had injuries, for some reason only 4'11, 88 pound Charlene was arrested.
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