More Unintentionally Self-Deprecating Hilarity from a Miami-Dade municipal website

Earlier this afternoon, resident Patrick Henry-quoter P. Scott Cunningham pointed out that the URL for Miami-Dade's new water conservation site, weuseless.miamidade.gov, sounds like our government is finally admitting, in appropriately bad grammar, that it sucks. Which gives me an excuse to point out some unintentionally self-deprecating hilarity going on on...

By Gus Garcia-Roberts

April 23, 2009

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Earlier this afternoon, resident Patrick Henry-quoter P. Scott Cunningham pointed out that the URL for Miami-Dade's new water conservation site, weuseless.miamidade.gov, sounds like our government is finally admitting, in appropriately bad grammar, that it sucks.

Which gives me an excuse to point out some unintentionally self-deprecating hilarity going on on another local municipality's website- the virtual eyesore that is the official online face of doomed Forgottenville Opa-Locka.

Just do this: go to the website. Hover your mouse over the link on the top that says "Business", but don't click it.

Really? Is that really the only business city administrators could find to brag about?

My God, it is.

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