Kourtney and Kim Kardashian Take North Miami, Look Kind of Embarrassed (Video)

What's up with the Kardashians? They show up in our county, start a business, spend money, and use their expensive camera crew to record their own hot asses in the sunshine for a hit television show. They take bikini pics on our beaches, smile for their stalkers in the media,...

By Jacob Katel

November 20, 2012

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What's up with the Kardashians? They show up in our county, start a business, spend money, and use their expensive camera crew to record their own hot asses in the sunshine for a hit television show. They take bikini pics on our beaches, smile for their stalkers in the media, throw parties at LIV, and go out to dinner at nice restaurants. They spend lots of money locally, invest in real estate, and make sound business decisions. Their names are some of the most highly trafficked on the World Wide Web.

So, South Beach can suck a bag of donkey dicks. North Miami is home -- even if the sisters themselves looked a little embarrassed about it at their "keys to the city" ceremony yesterday.

Here's the closeup angle video that the news didn't show you of Kourtney and Kim accepting their keys to the great City of North Miami.

See also:
- Kim Kardashian and Sisters to Receive the Keys to North Miami
- Kardashians Have Started a "War" With North Miami Residents
- Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Have Shacked Up in North Miami

And here's a bonus freeze frame of Kim licking her lips, just because...

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