What can the South Beach Food and Wine Festival offer inebriated beat freaks? Well, funneling tubs of butter at Paul Deen's Sunday Brunch may be the best hangover cure after a weekend filled with deep house, tech-shit, and Dutch trance.
The Food Network's invading the sands of South Beach over the next few days. But as usual, Crossfade's invading the club scene. We've lined up bottle service at LIV, Mansion, SET, Wall, and Amnesia in an effort to get loaded off Grey Goose and finally open up about our Giada De Laurentiis crush.
Music makes us lose control!
LIV Presents Sander Kleinenberg. Thursday, February 23, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $40. What is this guy, a DJ or a VJ? He's both, a DVJ. This Dutchman will blow your mind with his audio-visual load.
Morgan Page. Friday, February 24, 11 p.m., SET, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach. $30. Holy shit, Grammy-nominated remixer and "world-renowned DJ" Morgan Page is coming to South Florida.
LIV Presents Max Vangeli. Friday, February 24, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $60. You don't become the 458th best DJ in the world by dropping crap beats. You become the 458th best DJ by producing quality shit, yo.
Super Fridays Presents Otto Knows & MNDR. Friday, February 24, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. $20. Couldn't get tickets for Swedish House Mafia's Masquerade Motel? No worries ... Catch Friday co-headliner Otto Knows at Mansion tomorrow.
Junior Sanchez. Saturday, February 25, 11 p.m., Wall Lounge, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $1,200 for a four-person table. Fuck it ... It's only money. Blow that tax return at a South Beach club and revitalize the local economy.
Magic Circus Presents Sebastien Benett. Saturday, February 25, 11 p.m., Amnesia, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $20. DJ or rock star? Who gives a shit, this dude's gnarly. With two turntables and a microphone, he's like the Beck of EDM.
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