Photos: Fucked Up and Faded at the Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party, Day Two in Miami

Got your tie-dye tank top, nighttime sunglasses, and ironic water wings? Good. Cause' less than six hours from right fucking now, the second annual Bruise Cruise will be steaming outta the Port of Miami for a full weekend of "concerts, comedy hours, puppet shows, dance parties, karaoke, dating games, conga...

By S. Pajot

February 10, 2012

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Got your tie-dye tank top, nighttime sunglasses, and ironic water wings?

Good. Cause' less than six hours from right fucking now, the second annual Bruise Cruise will be steaming outta the Port of Miami for a full weekend of "concerts, comedy hours, puppet shows, dance parties, karaoke, dating games, conga lines, advice sessions, lectures, dance classes, workout hours, and more!"

For the last couple of days, though, the action's been landlocked as Bruisers and Cruisers of all kinds have tsunami-ed these subtropical shores for BC2's kickoff parties at The Stage.

On Wednesday, as Crossfade correspondent Jacob Katel reported, "Blowfly ate out the Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party and the bitches loved it." And then last night, sea-faring music fans again descended upon Midtown Miami for the opportunity to get Fucked Up and faded on the mainland.

See the cut for 15 photos from Day Two of the Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party.

See the full 45-photo Bruise Cruise 2012 Kickoff Party at The Stage slideshow.

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