What's the best kind of New Year's Eve porn party?
Well, you could always strip naked at your laptop and host a smutty celebration for one by counting down to midnight and popping a nice bottle of spumante as a powdered pair of hairless balls drop on some poor 20-something's pretty face.
Or ... You could put on some clean clothes, slip on a decent set of shoes, and drag your Pornhub-addicted ass over to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino's Opium Nightclub for this Saturday's Sex Sells!, a big XXX-rated NYE bash where you'll get to meet elite adult entertainers Abella Anderson, Alexis Texas, and Daisy Marie.
Abella Anderson
This Miami-based girl is the star of such quality skin flicks as Ass Parade 33, Dangerous Curves, and Latin Adultery 13. On her official Twitter page, Abella (née Amy Quesada) reveals that she is a "100%CubAnA ... AWARDS WINNER" who doesn't have "have a real fb acc," enjoys basketball a lot, and "drink[s] one beer, pee[s] 9."
Celebrate the coming of 2012 by purchasing a limited-edition, personally autographed Abella Anderson XXX 2012 calendar. Or visit her Amazon.com Wish List, browse a bit, and buy this porn star some fake fingernails, a "Beaded Peacock Thong," even the Miami Heat Cheerleading outfit that she's always wanted.
Alexis Texas
Known for having a big, beautiful butt approximately the size of the Lonestar State, Alexis Texas is the owner of the 2010 F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Ass. She's also the titular attraction of Alexis Texas is Buttwoman as well as Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman. And next month, she could become the 2012 AVN Best Anal Sex Scene winner, alongside real-life hubby Mr. Pete, for her work in Deep Anal Drilling 3.
Bonus fun fact: It's not just about the size of her butt. She's actually from Texas!
Daisy Marie
According to the Internet Adult Film Database, Daisy Marie (AKA Maria, Brittania, Daisy Tattoo, Daisey, Daisy) is an Aquarius who got her break in the porno biz at "around 18 years old."
So far, this hard-working little lady (5'4", 110 pounds) has appeared in 337 titles, including Big Trouble in Little Vagina, Blow Me Sandwich 10, and Burritho's. In fact, as centerfold photographer Suze Randall attests, Daisy is so dedicated to her craft that "she masturbates in the shower every day" and dreams about "hav[ing] sex with more than 12 girls at one time!"
Otherwise, her hobbies include "dancing at clubs." Especially on New Year's Eve.
Sex Sells! with Abella Anderson, Alexis Texas, and Daisy Marie. Saturday, December 31. Opium Nightclub at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, 5729 Seminole Way, Hollywood. The party starts at 9 p.m. and tickets cost $100 to $2000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 954-327-9094 or visit opiumclub.com.
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