Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

You're not going to spend your Saturday night watching South Carolina Republican Primary results on CNN, right? Of course not, the Grand Old Party's an elephant-sized waste of time and Calvin Harris is playing LIV. Peel yourself off grandma's plastic-covered sofa, take some ecstasy, and get your ass to la...

By Victor Gonzalez

January 19, 2012

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You're not going to spend your Saturday night watching South Carolina Republican Primary results on CNN, right? Of course not, the Grand Old Party's an elephant-sized waste of time and Calvin Harris is playing LIV.

Peel yourself off grandma's plastic-covered sofa, take some ecstasy, and get your ass to la playa, uhntz-uhntz, bleep-bleep, bloop-bloop's taking over.

Check out Crossfade's guide to the South Beach's hottest parties this weekend.

Nicky Romero and Sultan + Ned Shepard. Thursday, January 19, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $40. Dutchman Nicky Romero leads a wild pack of beat makers and bass droppers tonight at LIV, driving everyone onto a remixed edge of glory. What does that even mean? Who cares?

Deadmau5's Unhooked. Friday, January 20, 10 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. $100. Deadmau5 reopens Mansion with a two-night engagement and we're giving away tickets.

Magic Circus Presents: Laurent Garnier. Friday, January 20, 11 p.m., Amnesia, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $30. Turns out, the French love bacon. And Laurent Garnier's favorite is the crispy kind.

Disco Sh*t Presents: EDX. Friday, January 20, 11 p.m., Arkadia, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $30. Swiss beats invade the Fontainebleau. You should be dancing.

Calvin Harris. Saturday, January 21, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $125. Calvin Harris found mainstream love in a Rihanna's "Hopeless Place," now the British beat-maker's riding a Top 40 wave straight into LIV.

Sebastien Leger. Sunday, January 21, 11 p.m., SET, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach. $20. He's the 190th best DJ in the world! But he's the absolute best playing SET on Sunday. Vive la France house music!

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