Family Chokehold

Sick of settling for adult-targeted jokes thrown into your kid’s Disney movies? Want something to do with the family that won’t make your friends cringe when you tell them about it? Then come for a night of live, explosive, energetic, unleashed entertainment courtesy of WWE’s Monday Night Raw. You already...

By Joshua Abril

April 21, 2011

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Sick of settling for adult-targeted jokes thrown into your kid’s Disney movies? Want something to do with the family that won’t make your friends cringe when you tell them about it? Then come for a night of live, explosive, energetic, unleashed entertainment courtesy of WWE’s Monday Night Raw. You already know WWE’s Raw brings the rowdiest fights from the biggest brutes in the athletic world. But these days, the tired, old chair-smashing and blood-splattering that inspired movies such as The Wrestler have been traded in. So what can you expect now? High-drama story lines backed by hard-hitting action without the cheap gimmicks that will land your kids on the evening news’s next back-yard-wrestling incident. Come see firsthand if John Cena takes the championship from the Miz, watch David Otunga raise hell with Randy Orton, or just take advantage of the last WWE show here until WrestleMania 2012. And for anyone with local pride, Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson, our own home-grown Hurricane, will make his grand comeback to sports entertainment right here.
Mon., May 2, 8:15 p.m., 2011

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