Party Like the Founding Fathers

You keep having this dream where George Washington is chillin’ in your crib. “I love you so much, Boo,” he says, “I want you to have millions of dolla dolla bills, with my beautiful smiling face on every single one.” Speaking of sweet dreams and beautiful nightmares, Club Dream is...

By Jason Handelsman

June 24, 2010

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You keep having this dream where George Washington is chillin’ in your crib. “I love you so much, Boo,” he says, “I want you to have millions of dolla dolla bills, with my beautiful smiling face on every single one.” Speaking of sweet dreams and beautiful nightmares, Club Dream is celebrating the Fourth of July with the one and only Miami Dream Team: Rapper Swazy Styles, video vixen Maria Millions, and DJ Epps. Pursue your right to happiness, while you hold this Grey Goose to be self-evident, endowed on the dance floor by your Creator, with certain unalienable rights. You already know our country is great, but were you aware that Swazy Styles will perform his hit song, “Birthday Suit”? There’s nothing more patriotic than nudity.
Sun., July 4, 10 p.m., 2010

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