Poodles in Tutus

You’re tired of the annoying glares from your kids as you live out your Halloween costume fantasy through them. “Gene who?” they ask as you stick out your crazy-long tongue and wave your rock and roll devil horns. It’s time to turn your attention to your other child, the one...

By JOEY DAOUD

October 26, 2006

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You’re tired of the annoying glares from your kids as you live out your Halloween costume fantasy through them. “Gene who?” they ask as you stick out your crazy-long tongue and wave your rock and roll devil horns. It’s time to turn your attention to your other child, the one who can’t glower and shows you infinite affection: your pet. Show off your creative costuming talents at the Humane Society of Greater Miami’s Howl-O-Ween event today from 1:00 to 4:00 p.m.

Yeah, you think you’re clever, dressing up your dachshund as a hot dog, but it’s time to go beyond that – think pop culture and current events. How about the Colbert Freedom Dog, or Rabbi Mel, or the Foley Texter? Just don’t harm your pet in the making of these masterpieces. Refreshments will be served, and your human children are also welcome to trick-or-treat for kibble and possibly some candy. Admission is free. Call 305-749-1820, or visit www.humanesocietymiami.org for more information.
Sun., Oct. 29

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