Watch It, Bozos
Here are three ways to sneak into the tickets-start-at-$2,000 Super Bowl: Parachute into the stadium, place an ad as a high-priced escort looking for someone with an extra ticket, or jump a beer vendor and steal his uniform. But if you're not comfortable putting a crazy scheme into action, you could instead revel in the glow of plasma TV sets, the sound of rolling dice, and the sight of Lingerie Football League girls at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.
This Sunday, head to the Rock the Game Watch Party and experience Super Bowl XLIV in state-of-the-art, big-screen comfort. 'Cause this watch party is free, and you might even have a better view of the game than if you were at Sun Life Stadium. There will also be plenty of drink and food specials not to mention the company of the Hard Rock Girls. Quite an improvement over chips and dip on a card table in your apartment.
Sun., Feb. 7, 6:25 p.m., 2010
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