The United Church of Elvis
Remember when you and your girl were smoking weed while listening to Elvis's version of "Polk Salad Annie"? She was like, "Is this the Doors?" And you were like, "Dude, are you serious?" Then you told her it was Elvis, and the LOLs led to that adorable first kiss. And now it's your first Valentine's Day together. Don't screw it up.
Show your honey that you remember your first smooch by heading to Miami's oldest bar, Tobacco Road, to get hitched by an Elvis impersonator. So what if you've known her only a week. How often do you get the chance to have the King officiate your wedding? At Love Me Tender, there'll be four stages of live music, romance-themed photo booths, artists, vendors, DJs, and, of course, a midnight wedding ceremony.
Fri., Feb. 12, 10 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 13, 10 p.m., 2010
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