The Other String of Lights

One thing about Miami its that it’s always Christmas here, ’cause you can ski fresh powder nostril-first any day of the year. But December does have its perks, and this Saturday there's at least one amazing holiday experience that won't land you in TGK. Santa’s Enchanted Forest (7900 Bird Rd.,...

By Jacob Katel

December 3, 2009

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One thing about Miami its that it’s always Christmas here, ’cause you can ski fresh powder nostril-first any day of the year. But December does have its perks, and this Saturday there's at least one amazing holiday experience that won't land you in TGK.

Santa’s Enchanted Forest (7900 Bird Rd., Miami) has more than 100 rides, and none of ’em are named “Yo Mama.” Bong rips in the car beforehand are mandatory if you want to truly experience all that carnival food has to offer. Tickets cost $23.36 for unlimited rides, and the theme park is open every day from 5 p.m. to midnight. Visit santasenchantedforest.com.
Sat., Dec. 5, 5 p.m., 2009

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