Snap Out of the Holidaze

Don’t do it. Don’t pile high that umpteenth serving of Christmas leftovers. Don’t press play on your lonely, weekend-long holiday film fest. Don’t spend a perfectly good Saturday watching the tree die its slow, sad death. Don’t stay home. Get out. Get a life. Get Bizzle. This Saturday, beat your...

By S. Pajot

December 24, 2009

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Don’t do it. Don’t pile high that umpteenth serving of Christmas leftovers. Don’t press play on your lonely, weekend-long holiday film fest. Don’t spend a perfectly good Saturday watching the tree die its slow, sad death. Don’t stay home. Get out. Get a life. Get Bizzle.

This Saturday, beat your nasty holiday hangover when SoBe Live hosts a celebration of the birth of Liberty City’s favorite party starter, Bizzle, AKA Chowtime, AKA Mr. Naked Hustle. Jumping off at 10 p.m., Bizzle’s B-Day Bash won’t welcome the Three Kings, but it will bring out Dade County royalty such as Rick Ross and the Triple Cs — Brisco, Desloc, Piccolo, and Ball Greezy. Plus you can expect SoBe dope men DJ Griot, Element, and D1THEMC to kick out the club killers for a full post-Christmas crowd of hittas and honeys.

Now doesn’t that sound better than another 24 hours of old ham, Yuletide depression, and the smell of dying pine? Admission costs $15. Ladies get in free till midnight.
Sat., Dec. 26, 10 p.m., 2009

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