Sex Shops and Peep Shows
South Beach loves to glamorize social decay, so it isnt surprising that Amsterdams red-light district, De Wallen, has gotten the SoBe spit-polish treatment. The area, arguably a cesspool of criminal gang activity and human trafficking, is brought to life minus any actual prostitution when De Wallen Rouge brings the skeeze to Mokai every Friday.
Coincidentally, ever since its lurid face-lift, the lounge looks like a mini-whorehouse. And there, under the glare of the nightclubs crimson lights, DJs Konflikt and Rascal will provide the sultry soundtrack. The party will also be a feast for your eyes (and dirtier parts), with burlesque featuring contortionists, S&M with plenty of hot wax to spare, and something called a grinder show. Dont ask. The sin starts at 11 p.m. and costs $25, which wouldnt even buy you a handjob in the real De Wallen.
Fridays, 11 p.m., 2010
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