Rub Us the Right Way

Honey, could you give me a massage? Ugh! Ooof! Ouch! What are you doing? Not like that! Sound familiar? There is nothing worse than a bad massage. Besides the fact that it hurts, you could really do some damage. Help your honey learn the difference between good and bad touch...

By Lyssa Oberkreser

September 7, 2006

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Honey, could you give me a massage? Ugh! Ooof! Ouch! What are you doing? Not like that! Sound familiar? There is nothing worse than a bad massage. Besides the fact that it hurts, you could really do some damage. Help your honey learn the difference between good and bad touch at the FUNdamentals of Massage class at the Educating Hands School of Massage. This four-part series for the nonprofessional will teach you about the benefits of massage in addition to technique, body mechanics, aromatherapy, and mood-enhancing music. The classes are on Monday nights from 8:00 to 10:45 and cost just $100 for the series (special discounts are available for couples). Class size is limited. Call 305-285-6991, or visit www.educatinghands.com to register.
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