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Bing Crosby, sugar-plum fairies, Dad carving the turkey — bah-freaking-humbug. Are you the type of person who wants to smash your neighbor’s Christmas lights because the glow keeps you awake? Does Nat King Cole’s “Christmas Song” make you want to set something ablaze? If so, we have the perfect cure...

By JOE LAPIN

December 24, 2009

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Bing Crosby, sugar-plum fairies, Dad carving the turkey — bah-freaking-humbug. Are you the type of person who wants to smash your neighbor’s Christmas lights because the glow keeps you awake? Does Nat King Cole’s “Christmas Song” make you want to set something ablaze? If so, we have the perfect cure for your Xmas blues: Punk Rock Christmas.

This Friday at 9 p.m., the ruckus fete kicks off at Churchill’s Pub with music that will destroy all memories of holiday cheer and replace them with music from Enough, the Actuaries, Sound 4 Sound, Eztorbo Social, M66, Guerilleros de Nadie, Bakeracted, Testicular Dancer, and DJ Skidmark. Flee from the living room packed with your holly-jolly family and head to the pub that refuses to quit rocking even on the holiest of holidays. Santa can kiss our ass. Cover is $5.
Fri., Dec. 25, 9 p.m., 2009

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