We’ve been waiting for Exxxotica to return for so long that it feels like watching porn on a dial-up modem. And now that it’s finally here, we’re ready to explode from anticipation. This year, the largest freaking event in the USA is full of surprises, and all girls, guys, and couples are welcome. Prepare for an immersive experience with a stadium floor plan and greater emphasis on live stage shows and seminars. The hottest names in porn — such as Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Belladonna, and Ron Jeremy — will all be there. So you better limber up (the Sexy Stretches for Kinky Sex & Rope Bondage session should help). Then take a bite out of the Phat Girls Fashion Show by BBWFanFest, or get kinky with Dark Burlesque and Latex shows. Like chains? Head for the Submission Dungeon, where Idelsy, Glitter Gore, Goddess Desire, Carla X, and Robert Frost — wait, who? — will make you their bitch. On the hip-hop tip, Black Thought will present the Roots Crew All-Stars in a 90-minute porntastic concert featuring Dice Raw, Nikki Jean, and Queena Marie. Throw in more sex toys, lingerie, and websites than you can toss a bucket of dildos at, and you have yourself a party.
May 18-20, 2012
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