George Lopez is a successful Mexican-American comedian and actor with his own late-night talk show on TBS. But his most outstanding talent is an understanding of the nuances of race relations. When white people get E. coli, the whole world fucking stops. I have E. coli. I couldnt go to Pilates, because I had the squirts. Im so hot, and Im depleted, he says in imitation. How did they get E. coli in the first place? Lopez has a theory: Talk shit about Mexican immigrants, and they will take the produce they pick, rub it on their taints, and ship it to Taco Bell. And he has a specific message for Latinas too: Stop over-plucking your eyebrows. Overflowing with equal parts snark and advice, Lopez will perform at Seminole Hard Rock.
Fri., Feb. 25, 8 p.m., 2011
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