Its Impossible to Jump
The beauty of Miamis many sky-high alfresco party spots isnt in the blustery winds that rip through our updos like a horny teenager on prom night. And even though were chin-deep in what might be the worst economic quagmire since the Depression, the beauty isnt in the fact that the venue doesnt have to worry about pesky heating or cooling costs. We love partying under the stars, because the Miami skyline offers the perfect place to lay your eyes when were trying to avoid the hard gaze of overzealous creeps who dont understand the true meaning behind I cant give you my number because my Mom doesnt like her phone to ring after 5 p.m., also known as Im just not that into you.
Cabana One Lounge & Pool Club offers plenty means of distraction each Thursday at Rooftop Royalty. Besides enjoying sweeping views of the Magic City and Biscayne Bay, you can bury yourself in a game of tennis on one of the Nintendo Wiis, groove to the DJ-spun tunes, or chug one of the lifted lounges signature cocktails. If an ice-cold 007 doesnt help you evade the losers, nothing will. The party rocks from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. on the rooftop of the Mayfair Hotel and Spa.
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