Is She Doing the Cabbage Patch?
Usually, to call someone a snob is to suggest he or she is a name-dropper or a snooty Suzie. But there are times when being called a snob isnt so bad. If youre a vodka snob, it means youre picky about the degree of burn that comes after a straight shot. Nothing wrong with that. And if youre a music snob, you might be the type of person who would turn up at Apples Martini Bar and Lounge for Old School Sundays. Week after week, DJ Oppe and Eddie Mix bring the tunes your snobby ass wants to hear.
Youll reminisce about your Adidas sneaks to Run-D.M.C., and push it to Salt-N-Pepa, all while yelling to your decidedly less-snobby friends: What you know about this, youngsta? The weekly event is for party people ages 21 and up.
Sun., July 8
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