How Much Is That Booby in the Window?

Blame it on our sedentary, preservative-filled lifestyle or the unattainable standards of beauty that bombard our psyche, but we sorta think a trip under the knife might help us love ourselves a little more. A nip-nip here and a tuck-tuck there, and we’d be as happy as Kelly Ripa. But...

By Raina McLeod

January 29, 2009

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Blame it on our sedentary, preservative-filled lifestyle or the unattainable standards of beauty that bombard our psyche, but we sorta think a trip under the knife might help us love ourselves a little more. A nip-nip here and a tuck-tuck there, and we’d be as happy as Kelly Ripa. But then reality sets in and the thought of ending up with results that only a Ken doll could love really makes us reconsider the relationship we have with our lil’ muffin top. We don’t have the balls to get some “work” done yet, and if you’re on the fence about it too, check out the Plastic Surgery Fashion Show. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Dr. Michael Salzhauer’s patients will be showing us what they bought, um, got.

Hors d’oeuvres and cocktails will be passed while a DJ spins and surgically altered men and women rock the runway. Interested in some new boobs? Check out Christy’s set! Considering new calf muscles? Bob has the best pair money can buy! The show goes on at 1140 Kane Concourse, Bay Harbor Islands. Reserve your chance to handpick your new bod by calling Holly at 305-861-8266.
Thu., Jan. 29, 2009

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