How Much Is That Booby in the Window?
Blame it on our sedentary, preservative-filled lifestyle or the unattainable standards of beauty that bombard our psyche, but we sorta think a trip under the knife might help us love ourselves a little more. A nip-nip here and a tuck-tuck there, and wed be as happy as Kelly Ripa. But then reality sets in and the thought of ending up with results that only a Ken doll could love really makes us reconsider the relationship we have with our lil muffin top. We dont have the balls to get some work done yet, and if youre on the fence about it too, check out the Plastic Surgery Fashion Show. Yes, its exactly what it sounds like. Dr. Michael Salzhauers patients will be showing us what they bought, um, got.
Hors doeuvres and cocktails will be passed while a DJ spins and surgically altered men and women rock the runway. Interested in some new boobs? Check out Christys set! Considering new calf muscles? Bob has the best pair money can buy! The show goes on at 1140 Kane Concourse, Bay Harbor Islands. Reserve your chance to handpick your new bod by calling Holly at 305-861-8266.
Thu., Jan. 29, 2009
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