He’s Foxx-y and Talented

Folks like to call Jamie Foxx a triple threat for his abilities as an actor, singer, and comedian. But after seeing his penis a few weeks ago on the Internet, we’ve forgotten he does anything more than take pics of his naked bod in the bathroom mirror. Luckily, he’s on...

By Raina McLeod

August 27, 2009

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Folks like to call Jamie Foxx a triple threat for his abilities as an actor, singer, and comedian. But after seeing his penis a few weeks ago on the Internet, we’ve forgotten he does anything more than take pics of his naked bod in the bathroom mirror. Luckily, he’s on tour, and though that means even more hotel rooms for him to continue his phallic photo shoot, it also delivers his major pipes to the subtropics. Jeez, we can’t get off his pipe... uh, Jamie Foxx can sing and he’ll do just that Saturday at the BankAtlantic Center for the SoFla leg of his “Blame It” tour (as in, blame the fact that you’ve seen my member on the advent of digital cameras). Seriously, this guy is as talented on the mike as he is on the silver screen, and “Blame It on the Alcohol” pretty much owned the clubs and radio stations — and even had your memaw blaming her newfound nightlife on the Grey Goose. So catching his show, which begins at 8 p.m., will be great on the ears.
Sat., Aug. 29, 8 p.m., 2009

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