Go to the Gridiron
Being a Miami football fan these days is akin to being a prisoner of war. The experience just keeps getting worse, with no end in sight. As the anxiety sinks into desperation, you want to do something, anything, to better the situation, but youre trapped and your captors are out of reach. Youre too old to try out for the Canes. Conventional wisdom says youre too small to play for the Dolphins, but thats up for debate as the Fins flail toward an 0-16 finish. This weekend youll have two chances to escape. The Miami Dolphins take on the hated New York Jets at 1 p.m. at Dolphin Stadium. The stadium will no doubt be full of obnoxious New Yorkers, and its your patriotic duty to represent our banana republic and stave off the occupation. For game tickets, including a $99 holiday two-pack, call 1-888-FINS-TIX or visit www.miamidolphins.com.
If you want to take out your aggression on the field, sign your team up for Let It Fly, the four-on-four flag football tournament sweeping the nation. Check it out today at Tamiami Park (11201 SW 24th St.). With divisions ranging from coed to couch potato, youre sure to find a skill level that fits your squad. Team registration fees range from $125 to $200. Call 303-948-7108, or visit www.4on4football.com.
Sun., Dec. 2, 2007
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