Fighting, along with prostitution and alcohol consumption, can be considered among the oldest of human traditions. That makes us a terrible, just plain awful species. But so what? If anyone has a problem with that, well beat the ever-living crap out of them and celebrate with booze and unregulated sins of the flesh. Throw in some gambling at a casino and youve pretty much got yourself a veritable cocktail of vices that represent what billions of years of evolution on this planet have amounted to.
So if youre like Russell Crowe and love violence, this event is for you. Panther Boxing presents World Class Boxing, a fight night for all you punch-loving hooligans (i.e., average human beings). Theres no experience quite like watching a boxing match in person, so this is a great opportunity to knock that off your bucket list. Besides, if you dont, Russell Crowe will find you. Hes watching right now. Catch all the action Saturday at the Hard Rock Live.
Sat., Sept. 24, 7 p.m., 2011
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