Drunk Astronomy

Someday in the not too distant future, the Miami Science Museum will have a three-story aquarium, massive color-changing dome, and roof-top wildlife center. The new museum will live downtown on Biscayne Bay, amaze at least a quarter-million visitors a year, and help tourists find their way to South Beach. This...

By Jacob Katel

March 17, 2011

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Someday in the not too distant future, the Miami Science Museum will have a three-story aquarium, massive color-changing dome, and roof-top wildlife center. The new museum will live downtown on Biscayne Bay, amaze at least a quarter-million visitors a year, and help tourists find their way to South Beach. This Saturday, Big Bang will celebrate the future museum with a top-shelf open bar, gourmet desserts, DJs, and a special performance by Latin fusion band Xperimento. It’s the official afterparty for the museum’s Galaxy Gala, which means there will be sexy, rich, older women there. And the museum’s young patrons are throwing the party, which means there will be sexy, rich, younger women there too. Drinks are sponsored by Chambord Vodka, Herradura Tequila, and Jack Daniel’s, so remember your designated driver, because those shots go down easier than a socialite at an afterparty. Hey, they must call it Big Bang for a reason, right?
Sat., March 26, 10:30 p.m., 2011

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