Comedian Doug Benson has a beard, smokes lots of weed (he even starred in Super High Me), and sits on a throne while interrupting people in the TV show The Benson Interruption. Sounds like a charmer, huh? Well, he kind of is. Just check out some of his Tweets: They are playing very romantic music at the Whole Foods today. I might have to fuck a bottle of coconut water, Kelly Rippa gives me a life boner, and The thing Ill miss the most about Vegas? @SUSHISAMBA!!! Good thing theres one in Miami! Now that fans are flocking to Sushi Samba on Lincoln Road in anticipation of Bensons arrival, its time to announce they can hear more profound proverbs from the man this Wednesday. At 7:30 and 10 p.m., hell perform at Colony Theatre during the sixth annual South Beach Comedy Festival, running Wednesday through March 5. Oh, and heres one last Tweet: Its cool if you dont wanna hook up, because I can just go home and fuck a shoe. Ah, what a charmer.
Wed., March 2, 7:30 & 10 p.m., 2011
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