Don't Be So Cavalier
It had been a while since card-carrying members of the Miami Hate Machine had any real reason to hate LeBron James with all their might. With no ammunition at their disposal, the Miami Heat haters tried twisting LeBrons interviews into discourses of pure evil, all to shoehorn their theory that he is truly the most repugnant human alive. Then when his old team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, lost big to the Lakers, James took to twitter. Karma is a b****, he tweeted. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything! Jamess tweet was in reference to Cavs owner Dan Gilbert and his mean-spirited open letter that wished bad things on LeBron. Well, it appears that God, karma, or some a-hole Leprechaun does see everything, because since LeBrons karma tweet, he and Chris Bosh have both injured their ankles, while the Heat hit a losing streak. The haters have not failed to point out the irony of LeBrons tweet. The Heat host Dan Gilberts Cavs Monday night at the American Airlines Arena. Karma, that fickle bitch, is gonna have to choose sides for this one.
Mon., Jan. 31, 7:30 p.m., 2011
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