Why try and make up something funny to convince you to go to the Raging Jews of Comedy show, when all we have to do is quote some of the comedians who will be appearing?
Jodie Wasserman: Woman comes over to me, says, "Oh, are you pregnant?" I was like, yeah, I was gang-raped by a dozen doughnuts.
Tommy Savitt: The best part about being flung thirty feet from your car-the cop can't prove you were the driver.
Steve Marshall: Every ethnic group has a soda. Am I right black people, grape soda?
Dan Naturman: If you say something rude to a customer, they always say the same thing, don't they? "Well, I'm never coming back here. You just lost a customer. I didn't lose a customer. The store did. I just gained a break."
FYI: the Sunday show's at the Mary Ann Wolfe Theater on FIU's Biscayne Bay campus.
Sat., April 25, 8:30 p.m.; Sun., April 26, 8 p.m., 2009
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