College rules. Forget the stupid classes — we’re talking about all the partying, drinking, and wasting time. We miss those days. Sometimes we even want to relive those days, and in that scenario, the best thing to do is go see a topnotch DJ known for making the college kids go wild. How wild? Wild as an African safari, bro. Wait, switch that up — we’re talking about Bro Safari, the Texas-bred bassaholic who’ll stomp through our hunting grounds and deliver the kind of trappy, dubby, hardstyle joints that will get you on your feet and freak the beat. Come out and get white-kid wasted, whether or not you’re white or collegiate. It’s going down at Grand Central (697 N. Miami Ave., Miami) this Friday. See what everyone — from Diplo to DJ Craze and Knife Party — is so stoked about. And, y’know, act like you can hang around the college kids. Maybe you’ll get lucky.
Fri., Sept. 6, 10 p.m., 2013
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