A New Edition to Your Weekend
Hey, lady friend, weve been going steady for five months now and Daddy thinks its about time we take that next step. Its time to put on that red dress, those high heels, and that sweet perfume because youre going to see Charlie Wilson and Johnny Gill at the James L. Knight Center. Hush up, baby. You dont need to know that tickets are $55 to $85. Daddys gonna take care of everything. Your Mr. Telephone Man already called 800-745-3000 and visited ticketmaster.com, so you just worry about breaking off your best impersonation of Helen of Troy while Uncle Charlie and Johnny drop that sweet soul R&B bomb into your pretty little ear holes. Then afterward, Daddys going to take you to his house and show you things youve never seen before. Like this electric tie organizer. Cool, isnt it? Got that in South Korea. You know where South Korea is? Thats right, far away from here. But look whats right over there a waterbed with Spider-Man sheets. Awwww, yeah.
Fri., June 12, 8 p.m., 2009
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