Best Croque-Monsieur/Madame - 2013
Le Gusto Bistro
"Bro, are you seriously telling me to get a croque-monsieur at an Italian restaurant? It's a French dish."
"First of all, this place is owned by a French couple, and now it's full-fledged français, but even when Le Gusto Bistro was slinging spaghetti, the croque-monsieur was delish — great for brunch, the perfect blend of gooey cheese with crisp bread."
"But what about the croque-madame?"
"Oh, it's actually horrible here."
"No, it's the same damn thing with an egg on top. Of course it's just as delicious."