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Best Local Boy Gone Bad Miami 2011 - Rick Sanchez

OK, OK, so Rick Sanchez was never particularly good, in any quality-connoting sense of the word. As a hyperkinetic, airheaded anchor for WSVN-7, the Hialeah kid was famous for squatting over a floor map while discussing the Gulf War and getting into an accident that paralyzed a pedestrian near Joe Robbie Stadium. (Sanchez, whose blood alcohol content was .15, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor DUI.) He rose from those humble beginnings to national prominence on CNN as the Hyperkinetic, Airheaded Anchor Who Thinks Hawaii Is Off the Coast of Peru and Writes Dumber Tweets Than Justin Bieber. But then in September, this sparkling reputation self-destructed when Sanchez declared on a radio show that Jon Stewart was a "bigot" and intimated that Jews control the media. He was canned from the cable network and has responded by launching a disingenuous comeback crusade, backed by a website called Friends of Rick Sanchez and holding a $25-a-ticket public meeting with "America's Rabbi" Shmuley Boteach. In fact, this publication was supposed to gain access to Sanchez during his glorious return to glorious glory, but that ended when his "people" got pissed that we suggested Friends of Rick Sanchez was written by Rick Sanchez. He did tell us this over the phone, concerning his comments about Jon Stewart: "Some days I wake up and I just want to find the highest mountain and scream, 'That's not me!'" OK, Rick, but do us all a favor: Stay up there on that mountain — where you can't get Twitter on your phone — and spend the rest of your days foraging for berries and anchoring a Forest News show. Maybe you're just meant for the squirrel world.
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Marco Garvin
Marco Garvin

How odd! The Miami New Times doesn't like Rick. Go back to every article they have written about the guy and there is not one positive one. I mean you have to go back to 1991 where he was describing the middle east on a war map, back before anyone knew what the middle east was?

Rick never talked about Jews. What comments he did make he apologized for. The Anti Defamation League forgave him and so did Stewart who said they should have never fired him.

He will be back anonymous author. Trust me.

Rick Sanchez ran me over.
Rick Sanchez ran me over.

It is so ironic that Rick (spelled with a silent P) got fired by the same Jews that he was going on about. They absolutely proved his point. Jews make up 13% of New York City. 2% of the U.S. population and less than .1% of the global population. Yet.........The guy Rick hit died? He died? No love lost for pRick.

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