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Best Club Comic Miami 2010 - Jessica Gross

The average man is a fragile creature cursed with an overactive inferiority complex. And guys who happen to be comics are even worse. So when they run into a chick who's better than they are in almost every way, it's like dream date and nightmare all rolled into one. Meet local lady standup Jessica Gross. She's almost six feet tall. She's pretty. She's funny. And if that isn't enough to force her male cohorts into paroxysms of fear and pleasure mixed, Ms. Gross is also a brutal truth-teller. She out-dudes the dudes, running the show at the Miami Improv and Sweat Records' Casa de Haha while tossing off jokes about hilariously dumb stuff like poop, midget boyfriends, and half-assed karaoke. She'll even let all of you bros know you're nothing but a tool to tickle her urinary tract infection: "And you thought that pretty lady with the pink drink was bumping and grinding on you 'cause she liked you. Nope, she was working a scratch out on your leg." Tall, cute, zany, and possibly afflicted with a UTI... Where does Jessica Gross go from here? Network effing sitcom. Or at the very least a Vagisil commercial.
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Eric
Eric

I've seen her a couple times. Definitely like her stuff. Very funny. Excellent choice.

anon
anon

Yay - I love Jessica Gross! She is such a great comedian and I am so happy that she won this award.

MIKKE
MIKKE

Wow, Really?. It sure takes a lot of guts to be an anonymous critic. Way to go! You must either be one of those hecklers that she's had to embarrass to shut up or a bitter comic who didn't make Best Of Miami because YOU suck so bad. Take it easy there with the bitter-factor.

Really?
Really?

she isnt that funny....nothing original...sure shes pretty but so fucking what,the point of a comic is to be funny...shes not really,just awkward inna dorky cunt type way....and shes not that cute...find a better more original comic to give the award to next year...shes just a stage slut,not a true comic...all her jokes are forgettable

MARY GROSS
MARY GROSS

THATS MY LITTLE GIRL....UTI AND ALL AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. SHE COULD NOT MAKE A MOTHER HAPPIER THEN I AM RIGHT NOW. OF COURSE SHE LEARNED EVERYTHING SHE KNOW FROM HER MOTHER!!! LOVE YOU MARY

Andrew
Andrew

Excellent choice. The woman is hilarious. Congrats!

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