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Best Strip Club Miami 2008 - Take One Cocktail Lounge

Take One Cocktail Lounge

Take One Cocktail Lounge

333 NE 79th St.

Miami, FL 33138

305-751-9313

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Located in Little Haiti, Take One Cocktail Lounge is ghetto-fabulous. It's a place where thugs chill, a small strip club with the stage directly behind the bar. The smell of ganja fills the air, and the staff makes you feel welcome. Most of the patrons are locals, and the strippers have some of the biggest booties you will ever see. One of these hot mamas has "100%" tattooed on her left buttock and "Beef" inked on the right. Go ahead and stick a dollar bill into her butt crack. She will shake that rump in your face. Oh, the joy of being smacked with some big ass and titties. Order a drink and consider getting the most inexpensive lap dance in Miami ($10). She will dry-hump you, bumping and grinding until you are satisfied. The DJ plays nothing but hip-hop; songs with lyrics like "Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob" create the perfect ambiance. Admission is free, but please leave your guns at home. Owing to a number of shootings on the premises, the bouncers will pat you down before you enter.
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Leo
Leo

i love the hustle in the strip club

Ramon
Ramon

I thank you Dino & Gary for helping me make my decission to come back home I also thank you for giving me a chance to work for the best employer I ever had even if you don't think so I save some of my money and brought my Bus ticket to come home. I have been trying to call the club but know one want to pick up the phone. If you guys see a (845) area code that is me Raymond that I am trying to call. As for me I am so happy I am with my family and my son and me and my ex are getting back together, So guys take care and Inwill see yous guys when I go to visit some time next year.

CASH
CASH

W O W THIS IS THE BEST PARTY I EVER HAD!!!! THE VIBE IN THIS PLACE IS LIKE NO OTHER!!! THE BOOZE IS REAL,THE GIRLS ARE OFF THE CHAIN!!! THE DJ IS THE BEST!!! THANKS FOR THE PARTY!!!I WILL BE BACK.

Rodney Joseph
Rodney Joseph

Take one is the best strip club in the world size is not matter, trust me I travel the world never come across anything like take one, if China still work over there tell her to holla at me, she was my favorite dancer.

na
na

Lord have mercy on us all! If you people are this lonely, come to Jesus, who can fill your lives "till your cup overflows"

You don't need to spend money, you come as you are, He will forgive and love you as if you've never sinned (like in this nasty, stinkin' place)

jerald
jerald

U guyz do not know what ur missing I've been to every strip joint in Miami this is the best one. Is it Ghetto? yes do people get shot? yes.. Tips leave the club before 3a.m. do not hang around in the parking lot. the security is good they R the ones that do most of the shooting n they dnt miss. The owner that died his wife now owns it n she has it under good management now. N they do not bother white people just tip the bouncers like $10 dollars at the door get a drink n a stripper and stay to ur self.

N/A
N/A

This club is a joke. They have little girls working there and thugs for bouncer, its not even safe. And thats all ima say.

Donna
Donna

Well cb, I'm a white woman and I'm bringing a first date there soon (I love to freak out men), so if I can do it so can you!

cb
cb

Man, some folks take their Best Of's seriously!

I've been wanting to go here, but I've literally never seen a white person in the parking lot, at the door or buying chicken or ribs in the parking lot. I live a few blocks away and pass the place at least once a day.

automatic_ab
automatic_ab

Yeah, I don't take "The Best Of..." seriously anymore. I never really went by it to begin with. I can have a good time no matter where I decide to go. I know fo sho that this aint "The Best" strip club. I always have a pretty good time at BT's by Sunset Place; serves as a quick get away from Martini Bar @ 3am. The girls are beautiful and they don't hound you for bucks. Sometimes just sitting at the bar and talking shit wit the bartenders is cool too. They jam there too. Nuthin but hip-hop, gangsta shit, you know...but MNT has certainly lost some credibility here with some of their choices. No doubt about that.

king
king

You DID see an episode of First 48 on this club. THE OWNER..a 73 y/o man was shot/killed 2 minutes after he opened up the club at 6am. I'm watching it right now. They pulled fingerprints off of a milk crate on which the suspects sat and waited for the owner. I'll know what happens after the commercial break. God comfort his family.

Theresa
Theresa

Didn't I see take on an episode of First 48 where someone was shot in the parking lot? I'm sure that's a daily occurrence over here.

Nathan
Nathan

Your kidding right??? Best Strip Club? Did this issue become a big joke? The top 3: Solid Gold NM, Tootsies and Scarletts.

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