Best Place to Meet MILFs Miami 2008 - Produce section of the Publix in Brickell
Look, don't try to figure this one out; it's a fucking mystery to us all. This town is just bursting with MILFS.
Compounding this mystery is the fact that an inordinate amount of them congregate in this particular produce section. This is evidenced by the slow-moving dolts who shuffle down the aisles at the rate of about three feet per minute. They stare, mystified, at the immaculate female forms, carting their one or two or three children around like magic tricks. It's as though they just pulled them all out of a top hat.
What goes on, man? What goes on?!?