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Best Place to Get Offered a Dildo and Some Blow Miami 2007 - Miami Beach Marina

Miami Beach Marina

Miami Beach Marina

300 Alton Road

Miami Beach, FL 33139

305-673-6000

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We're pulling out of the Miami Beach Marina's parking lot on a recent Friday evening. We've pounded a few libations at Monty's Raw Bar, so we're not quite sure what to make of the portly man in the denim overalls and T-shirt. His right hand is clutching something inside a plastic bag. Is it a gunç A knifeç Does he want to kill usç He sprouts a grin that spreads from ear to ear. His curly black hair is a mangled mess. He pulls out a gigantic vibrating faux penis from the bag. "Hey, bro, if I give you a couple of lines of cocaine, will you let me stick this up your assç" Ummm, no. He cackles off to a nearby white stretch limo, where he offers the same proposition to a man hanging out of the passenger-side window.
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Manola Blablablanik
Manola Blablablanik

"Faux penis" is so classy! BTW, I think this guy was working for the local chapter of the Salvation Army. In HoBe, blow and dildo is a work of charity!

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