For all the ones that do not understand any other language...GET AN EDUCATION....there's more out there....this place is fantastic...they can speak martian in there if they want!!!
Comments (0) Best Brazilian Restaurant - 2007
Porcao Churrascaria - CLOSED
801 Brickell Bay Drive
Miami, FL 33131
305-373-2777
Brazil, like the United States, is a big-ass country. When you have a big-ass country, you generally have a cuisine that's all about the fat of the land. Every animal, plant, fruit, and vegetable should be abundantly heaped upon the plate of a big-ass country's big-ass meal.When you bring a big-ass country's cuisine to the U.S. (witness China, Mexico, India) we have the odd tendency of serving it up buffet style — putting no limits on whatever fat-of-the land meal is already being dished out. Nowehere is this truer than at Porcao, where salad, pork, lamb, and beef are boundless. Consider the $43 dinner price a ticket to meat land. The Brazilians know how to do it, after all. And at Porcao they do it right: real classy, with a nice view of the bay. Ah, sí.
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to the subhuman rocket yes you do need English when the waiters are only bringing raw to med. rare meat and you need to tell them you would like it more cooked and yes it matters when you want to talk about wine or do you have water with your meat? I personally dont just want house wine. Also i wanted paper napkins and they could not even understand that. It would be like me saying you dont need to speak English when you go for sushi. You rocket are clearly an idiot, this is the US and we speak English here. I do need for my server to communicate with me I dont want to spend the whole night making monkey gestures to a bunch of retards like yourself. PS your analogy makes me laugh, get an education and then we talk
Jaqueline, Peter and Vanessa..who the hecks needs english in a churrascaria you dumb morons....perhaps you should have stayed at your boring, american cheap burger place
I would like to add a catagory: Best New MDCPS Building for Pre-K's...Early Childhood Center 1, 2 and 3. These buildings are structurally beautiful. At various times during the day the position of light changes the appearance of the building inside and out. The earth friendly playground and fossolized columns are just a work of art. Who built and designed these buildings. Do you know?
It is true, no one speaks English there! You pay a little less if you go to Texas de Brazil at the Dolphin Mall. It is trendier and the waiters are much nicer. You lose the view but the the beef ribs melt in your mouth. Take your money and go to Texas de Brazil.
This place is disgusting. The meat is not that great. The actual restaurant looks dirty and its in a very outdated building. Not to mention the sides are not very good and taste like they've been sitting out for days. Should not be on this list.
What! maybe years ago, this place is a dump, depressing decor and you cant choose what temp you want your meat cooked, oh and did I mention poor grade of meats. You are better off spending your forty five dollars at a top grade steak house. oh and no one speaks English
