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Best Gym Miami 2006 - MPower Project

Ohh yeah! Feeeel the burnnnn! Ahh! Ahh! Oh I can barely lift my arm 'cause I did so many! I did over a thousand! Now look at my guns! Look at that cannonball bicep! Don't you just want to squeeze it? Oh yeah! Look, I can even flex my eyelid muscle! And I work this perfect buff bod at MPower's new location! It's a gleaming monolith to fitness! It's Globo Gym XXX-Large! An annual $469 membership gets you unlimited aerobic and yoga classes, supervised childcare, and free parking. For an additional $30 a month, you receive unlimited spinning classes. MPower also offers short-term plans such as an $80 one-month membership or $270 for six months. And for those of you who aren't complete without your faux tan, MPower offers the latest skin-baking technology. Tanning packages range from $12 to $160.
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steve
steve

HA HA HA!! Word to the wise Mr. South Dakota, when women are at the gym, leave them alone! They are there to work out, not be bothered by some tool with a cheesy pick-up line! Maybe, just maybe, that's why there weren't a lot of women there...don't you think??

pa
pa

i just moved down here from south dakota and took the advice of miami new times best of, so i went to this gym and it is all guys if you know what i mean, its small, the gym is set up wrong and there are no women. if this is the best miami has to offer then miami is a joke we have way better gyms in south dakota and i payed 80 dollars for a month and i cant even get my money back. stay away unless your a guys guy!!

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