BEST OPEN-MIKE NIGHT - 2003
American Legion Post No.29 (second Tuesday of every month)
6445 NE 7th Ave.
Miami, FL 33138
You see, I used to understand the whispering broccoli and brussel sprouts
But I never heard a peep from the peas, and I love peas
After all, I was the dishrag, the sponge, the dishwashing Zen
Then I heard of the World Wrestling Jackass Duo
Where big bully Bush fights little bully Hussein
And sweating oily men get it on
And suddenly the earth became my booking agent
And I became a planetary citizen.