General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin.
You probably don't recognize the name. But General Seguin is the reason you'll tape a felt mustache to your clean-shaven face and inadvertently offend 66 percent of t...
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After a week of dropping hints in the form of "mysterious video footage," behind-the-scenes interviews, and "fan interpretations" of its then-unreleased single, "Youth Without Youth," Canadian indie q...
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Early this morning, Rihanna watched two women simulate cunnilingus. And according to the Barbadian superstar, her "daddy would be proud."
At 5:02 a.m., Ri-Ri tweeted a picture of herself at a New Yo...
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Her ex-husband's doing it, now she is too.
This summer, Jennifer Lopez is hitting the road with Enrique Iglesias and Wisin y Yandel, embarking on the North American leg of a globe-spanning tour that...
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Bobby Brown wants the world to know that he "wasn't the one [who] got Whitney on drugs."
Recently, Brown sat down with NBC's Matt Lauer for a candid interview which is set to air on tomorrow's Today...
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Read Crossfade's Q&A with DJ Laz: "I'm Not Leaving Miami for Los Angeles, It's Like Having Two Women."
El Heat le metieron tremenda paliza a los Knicks last night. But the big news in Miami wasn'...
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Read Crossfade's Q&A with DJ Laz: "I'm Not Leaving Miami for Los Angeles, It's Like Having Two Women."
Sandwiched between Detroit and Seattle, Miami ranks a depressing 12th among the largest radi...
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Read Crossfade's Q&A with DJ Laz: "I'm Not Leaving Miami for Los Angeles, It's Like Having Two Women" -- plus our interview with SBS's Jesus Salas: "DJ Laz 'Needed a Bigger Platform to Grow."
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It only took about 400 days, but Lil Wayne's $20-million "Lollipop" legal drama has finally been settled.
Last year, producer Darius "Deezle" Harrison filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Yo...
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A gorilla walks into a bar...
Actually, it was a Dave & Buster's in Arizona. And technically, it wasn't a real gorilla. But the Phoenix Suns' back-up mascot did leave the arcade with a bloody nos...
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After 29 years of questionable first-round draft picks, the Miami Dolphins picked up Texas A&M Quarterback Ryan Tannehill at yesterday's NFL Draft. For fans and players alike, the day should...
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"The bus smells like the bologna sandwiches at DCJ," a friend recently quipped. He was sitting next to a woman who kept shouting about Jesus on a seemingly never-ending bus ride to South Beach. "This ...
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Check out Crossfade's complete list of winners and losers at last night's Billboard Latin Music Awards.
The Billboard Latin Music Awards picked up where it left off last year. With Pitbull.
Risin...
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Did you know that there are only 248 days left in the yearr Yeah, 2012's flying by, and every minute that you spend online is a minute wasted.
Unless you're getting paid to write music-related weeke...
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Miami can be so annoying, bro.
Irregardless of our broken English, poor syntax, and tik-tiki music, the Big Mango can be tremenda mierda sometimes.
From shitty drivers to Pitbull's overuse of the ...
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Check out Crossfade's list of highlights and lowlights from the Billboard Latin Music Awards 2012.
Three hours. Three long hours of fake tears, fake tits, and fake singing. It's the nonsense that we ...
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Chris Brown may be Rihanna's bitch. But he's unloading three of his own.
Evidently, the angry pop singer is a backyard breeder and wants you to buy his bitches.
According to ABC News, Brown's sell...
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Shuffling through Record Store Day release bins this past Saturday left us feeling empty. Sure, we picked up some fine RSD stuff and supported local business. But all we really wanted was a Van Halen ...
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Peace out, April.
It was a relatively wack-ass month. Aside from a few days of killer weather, April brought nothing. The Marlins are dead last in the National League East, struggling to bounce back...
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