Email Author Victor Gonzalez
2012 Stories by Victor Gonzalez
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I Love Latin Music Fest Brings Issac Delgado, Manolin, Timbalive, and Cuba to Miami
published Nov 09, 2012
For U.S. citizens, traveling to Cuba can be a tremendo dolor en el culo. Unless you've got special permission from the friggin' Treasury Department's Office of Foreign Assets Control, your ass is eith... More >>
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Rick Ross Sued for $226,000 by Concert Promoter Over 15-Minute Show in Charlotte
published Nov 08, 2012
Rick Ross loves chicken. In fact, homie can eat a whole bird, a couple side dishes and three pieces of pie in a single sitting, and he also owns a couple of Wingstop eateries 'round the country. S... More >>
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Michael Jackson's Brother Jermaine Changing Last Name to "Jacksun" for "Artistic Reasons"
published Nov 08, 2012
Jermaine, America's umpteenth most popular Jackson, is considering a homophonic surname switch. Michael's barely relevant celebrity brother has filed a name-change petition in Los Angeles, according... More >>
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ASAP Rocky's Guide to Hooking Up With Chicks, Bitches, and Hos
published Nov 07, 2012
He's got a "Fucking Problem" that's a hit, and one that isn't. But A$AP Rocky isn't letting unlicensed samples ruin the LONGLIVEA$AP tour. "It's just so hard to get things cleared, because you got to... More >>
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Joan Manuel Serrat and Joaquin Sabina Coming to Downtown Miami on November 16
published Nov 07, 2012
That Francisco Franco was a real buzzkill, ehr Not only was Spain's authoritarian dictator responsible for over 200,000 deaths in the first two years of his 39-year reign, the son of a bitch barred ... More >>
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Jay-Z Calls Mitt Romney a "Bitch" at Obama Rally in Ohio
published Nov 06, 2012
Following the birth of his daughter, Blue Ivy, rumors that Jay-Z was stripping the word "bitch" from his vernacular began surfacing earlier this year. However, "the story that he wont use the word b... More >>
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Bring the Stuffing
published November 1, 2012
It's fitting that November starts with the Miami Hurricanes' annual Turkey hunt against rival Virginia Tech. These teams have been... More >>
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Buddy Guy at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek November 11
published November 8, 2012
Buddy Guy at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek November 11 More >>
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Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited Center November 10
published November 8, 2012
Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited Center November 10 More >>
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Miley Cyrus's $1 Million Offer for Girl-on-Girl Porn: From Scissor Action to Horse Play
published Nov 05, 2012
Miley Cyrus already ate the whole cake. But now a porn company wants her to try XXX star Jessie Andrews too. Sex.com media director Martin Ellison has reached out to Cyrus's reps about getting the D... More >>
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Ray (Allen) of Hope
published October 25, 2012
The shortened 2011/2012 NBA season ended on a remarkably sour note for the Boston Celtics this past June. After all, the Miami Heat... More >>
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Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Hulk Hogan, and Halloween on South Beach: A Six-Photo Recap
published Nov 02, 2012
Hulk Hogan and Kanye West walk into a bar.... No, seriously. The Hulkster and Yeezy spent Halloween together at LIV, where Kayne's girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, was celebrating her 32nd birthday dre... More >>
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Steve Aoki on Three Dead at Madrid Concert: "Deepest Condolences and Heart Felt Prayers"
published Nov 02, 2012
Before the show, Steve Aoki tweeted, "MADRID!!!!! HOLA! IM HERE IN YOUR CITY! READY TO PARTY WITH U! SOLD OUT TONIGHT! WOOHOOO!" But Halloween went bad in the Spanish capital, where Aoki's concert en... More >>
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Marc Anthony's Three Reasons to Vote Obama
published Nov 01, 2012
With just six days left until the American public elects the 45th President of the United States, Latinos for Obama surrogate Marc Anthony is back on the campaign trail rallying the Spanish-speaking t... More >>
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Lil Wayne's Doctor Says 'No Flying!' After Seizure: Will Weezy Ever Rap Againr
published Nov 01, 2012
It was the second seizure heard 'round the rap world. A year after Rick Ross suffered a pair of mid-flight epileptic episodes, Lil Wayne's private jet was forced to make an emergency landing in Texa... More >>
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Racist Chris Brown Dresses Like a Terrorist, Says "Ain't Nobody F$@*ing with My Clique"
published Nov 01, 2012
What two things do Chris Brown and anradical Islamist terrorist have in commonr Easy! They both treat women like shit and occasionally wear the same clothes. Still struggling to trigger the think-be... More >>
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Kanye West Begins Apology Tour in Miami, Hugs Female Paparazzi He (Almost) Slapped
published Oct 31, 2012
Not everyone thinks that the Reggie-Bush-slept-with-Kim-Kardashian-before-Kanye-West joke is funny. Especially Yeezy himself. So when a local female paparazzo teased West and current girlfriend Kim ... More >>
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Psy Smokes a Cigarette! Are K-Pop and Big Tobacco Plotting the Fall of Americar!
published Oct 31, 2012
Korean pop is about the most anti-American facet of pop culture in existence today, depending who you ask. In September, we brought you the story of Cooper Cap, a ginger patriot who demanded that o... More >>
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Miley Cyrus Makes Sexy Vid With Miami-Born Porn Star Jessie Andrews
published Oct 31, 2012
She's done it all ... Girl-on-girl sex scenes, deep-throat blowjobs, female-male-male threesomes, you name it. But 20-year-old Miami-born porn star Jessie Andrews is more than just a pretty strawberr... More >>
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The XX Reveals Early 2013 Tour Dates, Playing Miami on February 5
published Oct 30, 2012
The xx was supposed to play Baltimore tonight, the English indie pop outfit's last North American gig in support of sophomore release, Coexist, before a string of shows across Western Europe in Novemb... More >>
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AAA and Bud Light "Giving Free Rides to Intoxicated Halloween Revelers" in Florida
published Oct 30, 2012
If you're part of the "sluts and children" demographic that'll be trick-or-treating tomorrow night for body shots and Molly at any one of the ten best Halloween parties in Miami, please call AAA and B... More >>
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Ellie Goulding Breaks Up With Skrillex, Announces Trip to South Beach
published Oct 30, 2012
Continental drift is ultimately to blame for electronic dance music's latest heartbreak. Had the continents not started shifting 250 million years ago, London might've only been a short domestic fli... More >>
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69 Boyz, Booty, and Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited Center
published Oct 29, 2012
Strip clubs across the country (if not the world) owe the city of Miami a lap dance. Had it not been for our late '80s and early '90s bass, pole dancers may have never shown us that "Tootsee Roll" o... More >>
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Taking Back Sunday at Revolution Live November 7
published November 1, 2012
Taking Back Sunday at Revolution Live November 7 More >>
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Curren$y at Club Cinema November 3
published November 1, 2012
Curren$y at Club Cinema November 3 More >>
