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2012 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

• Major LOLs

  published February 2, 2012

  After more than half a century and over two dozen Saturday Night Live cast members, Second City continues to celebrate 50 years of... More >>

• Lupe Fiasco's SNDCLSH Invades LIV on Wednesday

  published Feb 06, 2012

  Part passion project and part philanthropic endeavor, Lupe Fiasco's latest gig is both catchy and admirable. The Chicago-based rapper has combined forces with longtime friend Sky Gellatly to form So... More >>

• Hipster Rhymes

  published January 26, 2012

  If you didn't catch Theophilus London last summer at the W South Beach's two-year anniversary party, that's a shame. If you couldn't get... More >>

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  South Florida Flooring King Don Bailey Gets Naked Again

  published Feb 03, 2012

  Well before Skrawberry and Tip Drill were getting "paid more than most doctors" to work the pole, Don Bailey stripped down to his underwear and became the face of quality, affordable flooring in Miami... More >>

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  Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

  published Feb 03, 2012

  If you get paid every other week or so, we're gambling seven days' worth of blog salary that there's a $10 bill burning a hole in your pocket. And boy do we have ways for you to spend it. On each an... More >>

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  Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

  published Feb 03, 2012

  Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow; what does that mean for Miamir Six more weeks of winter snowbirds dropping New York City money in our southern city economy. Per usual, Cultist has rounded out a lis... More >>

• No Clowning

  published January 26, 2012

  Believe it or not, before we started down the journalism path to Alt-Weekly Land, rodeo clown struck us as a glamorous occupation. It was... More >>

• Freak Show: Celebrity Myths, Deformities and Birth Defects

  published Feb 02, 2012

  Popular opinion suggests that celebrities are perfect, even superhuman. Take Angelina Jolie's flawless figure or Brad Pitt's Christ-like abs, for example. This Hollywood powerhouse pair is often heral... More >>

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  Nine Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

  published Feb 02, 2012

  Holy time-lapse! Where'd January gor February seemingly came out nowhere and that silly little groundhog's predicting another six weeks of winter. This has been a really crazy week. Oh, and happy Bl... More >>

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  Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe" and Five Other Rap Videos Banned by Viacom

  published Feb 02, 2012

  Nicki Minaj is too hardcore for BET. Viacom-owned Black Entertainment Television is refusing to air the rapper's "Stupid Hoe" music video. Evidently, naked Barbie dolls and fishnets are far too risq... More >>

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  Soul Train's Don Cornelius Dead at 75 of an Apparent Suicide

  published Feb 01, 2012

  Legendary Soul Train creator and longtime host Don Cornelius has died of an apparent suicide. He was 75 years old. According to the Los Angeles Times, police arrived at Cornelius's Sherman Oaks home... More >>

• Rolling Stones' Open-Mouth Urinals Piss Off German Women

  published Jan 31, 2012

  Germans are notoriously kinky. But when it comes to watersports, at least 12 Deutsches are drawing a hard line at simulated restroom piss play. According to TMZ, several women have complained about ... More >>

• James Murphy's Coffee Business and Five Other Musically Inclined Food and Beverage Ventures

  published Jan 31, 2012

  LCD Soundsystem frontman James Murphy makes "a lot of coffee." Just how muchr Enough to develop a gourmet espresso brand. According to New York Magazine's Grub Street blog, the semi-retired 41 year ... More >>

• Steve Angello at LIV February 3

  published February 2, 2012

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  Amber Rose Gets a Face Tattoo, But Is She Really an Avatarr Take Our Poll

  published Jan 30, 2012

  Kanye West's ex-girlfriend and Wiz Khalifa's current girlfriend Amber Rose was struck by lightning on Saturday night at Cameo. The 28-year-old bald supermodel was in Miami over the weekend with Wiz a... More >>

• The Twelve Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

  published Jan 27, 2012

  Wow, where'd the week gor We were having so much fun blogging that we nearly forgot about the weekend. Turns out, there's a lot of cool shit going on. Did you know that Miami's one of the few places... More >>

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  Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

  published Jan 27, 2012

  Taking a page out of the Shit Miami Girls Says...and guys video, "Bro, we're getting bottles, bro." OK, not really. We're broke. So broke, in fact, that we can barely afford a bottle of beer. The ... More >>

• Jewish Girls Know How to Party

  published January 19, 2012

  First kiss? Jewish girl. First cigarette? Jewish girl. First bong rip? Jewish girl. Seemingly every “bad” thing we did as a kid was in... More >>

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  Shit Miami Girls Say...and guys Co-Star Michelle Sicars Talks Miamisms and Croqueticas

  published Jan 26, 2012

  The English Department at Florida State University was a really neat place to meet some gnarly characters. That's where I met Michelle Sicars, one of the stars of Shit Miami Girls Say...and guys. I ... More >>

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  Rusko Announces Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach on May 19

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Odd Futurer Snow Patrolr Now Ruskor Holy shit, the Fillmore's like Miami's United Nations of live music. Moments ago, Crossfade's inbox was slapped with a show announcement: Dubstep disc jockey and ... More >>

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  Nine Best South Beach Club Parties This Weekend

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Have y'all gotten a head start on this year's tax return by filing earlyr How much money are you getting backr Got enough cash to pop bottles with The Boss and party with "The Big Bad Wolf"r Check o... More >>

• Five Embarrassing Presidential Bumps and Bruises

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Don't mess with John Kerry. Dude could probably whoop your ass, most certainly bench-presses more than you, and is undeniably a better hockey player. The 68-year-old Massachusetts senator rocked two... More >>

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  Miley Cyrus Loves Penis (Cake)

  published Jan 25, 2012

  Miley Cyrus is proving she's a gangster, a down-for-whatever type of Disney-princess-gone-wild. Over the weekend, the 19-year-old daughter of country music legend Billy Ray Cyrus went down on a mass... More >>

• Electro Goes Orchestral

  published January 19, 2012

  Contemporary metal, R&B, and country have all done it: blending old and new music via symphonic rearrangements and backings. S&M,... More >>

• Los Tigres del Norte Announce 2012 Tour Dates With West Palm Beach Concert on February 24

  published Jan 24, 2012

  The life of migrant farmers and Mexican immigrants are topical subjects often overlooked by the American music industry. But those issues weigh heavily on Los Tigres del Norte. The norteno group is ... More >>