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2012 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

• Explosive Laughs

  published December 27, 2012

  There’s nothing funny about an explosion. And for that matter, there’s nothing funny about earthquakes either. Well, unless... More >>

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  Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Raising Baby in Miamir! Seven Predictions

  published Dec 31, 2012

  Fiscal Cliffr Boring. But celebrity baby announcementsr Now that's what we call news. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby! Last night, the 35-year-old rapper channeled his inner Ricky Ri... More >>

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  2 Chainz's NYE Weekend: "Big Booty Ho" and "Dem Strippers" at King of Diamonds in Miami

  published Dec 27, 2012

  He was asking for a "big booty ho" on his birthday, but we're pretty positive that 2 Chaniz wrote Santa for a couple of "dem strippers" this Christmas. The lucky bastard just booked a gig at New Tim... More >>

• Celebrate Ayiti

  published December 20, 2012

  There are about a billion reasons why Big Night in Little Haiti was New Times’ 2012 pick for Best Festival, including collaborative street... More >>

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  Best Christmas Stocking Stuffers for Rappers: From Rick Ross to Kanye West

  published Dec 25, 2012

  Each year 'round the holidays, Crossfade readies itself to receive an influx of letters from Miami-Dade County hip-hop heads asking the one question that plagues rap fans around the country: What shou... More >>

• B.B. King's New Year's Eve at Broward Center for the Performing Arts December 31

  published December 27, 2012

  B.B. King's New Year's Eve at Broward Center for the Performing Arts December 31 More >>

• Bright Light Social Hour at Culture Room December 30

  published December 27, 2012

  Bright Light Social Hour at Culture Room December 30 More >>

• Life in Color at Miami Beach Convention Center December 28

  published December 27, 2012

  Life in Color at Miami Beach Convention Center December 28 More >>

• Bragging Rights

  published December 13, 2012

  The Miami Dolphins were the greatest football team of the early ’70s, particularly 1972, when the Don Shula-led Phins became the first... More >>

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  World Music Awards 2012 in Miami: Beyonce, Justin Bieber, Jimmy Buffet Nominated

  published Dec 20, 2012

  UPDATE The World Music Awards just got canceled and exposed as a con. But WMA organizers are blaming "visa issues" and the Newtown shooting. That $515 million ballpark in Little Havana that Miami-D... More >>

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  Miley Cyrus Ass-Grabs "Big Booty Ho" for Her Birthday

  published Dec 19, 2012

  What'd y'all do on your 20th birthdayr If it was anything like ours, you spent 45 minutes waiting for a table at some generic hibachi restaurant, and the three days thereafter puking up shellfish. ... More >>

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  Life in Color Miami: Diplo, Benny Benassi, R3hab, Paint-Soaked Ravers!

  published Dec 19, 2012

  Sure, DJ sets at clubs are fun. But DJ sets inside convention centers are funner. Especially when you're covered in someone else's sweat and buckets of non-toxic paint while rolling face with your ... More >>

• Michael Jackson's Creepiest Memorabilia: From "Jesus Juice" Cans to Death Bed and Porn Stash

  published Dec 18, 2012

  In Michael Jackson explotation news... The King of Pop is dead. However, his legacy lingers locally tonight at the Hard Rock Cafe at Bayside Marketplace. Between 4 and 7 p.m., Jackson's personal co... More >>

• Carrie Underwood at BB&T Center December 22

  published December 20, 2012

  Carrie Underwood at BB&T Center December 22 More >>

• End of Days Party at Grand Central December 21

  published December 20, 2012

  End of Days Party at Grand Central December 21 More >>

• SkaPocalypse at Talent Farm Studios December 21

  published December 20, 2012

  SkaPocalypse at Talent Farm Studios December 21 More >>

• Mr. Nice Guy Records' Second Anniversary at Mansion December 20

  published December 20, 2012

  Mr. Nice Guy Records' Second Anniversary at Mansion December 20 More >>

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  Miami's Top Albums, EPs, and Singles of 2012

  published December 20, 2012

  Miami's Top Albums, EPs, and Singles of 2012 More >>

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  Deadmau5 Proposes to Kat Von D Via Twitter After Three Months of Dating

  published Dec 17, 2012

  Kat and Joel, sittin' in a tree, T-W-E-E-T-I-N-G.... Experts say that the best marriages are those rushed into after only three months of on-again, off-again dating. Especially when they're shoved d... More >>

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  DJ Shadow Kicked Off the Decks at Mansion Miami, Just Like Dennis Ferrer

  published Dec 17, 2012

  The show must go on, even in times of grief. And DJ Shadow was prepared to do just that this past Friday at Mansion, the day America lost 20 innocent school children and six brave educators following ... More >>

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  Too Short Raps for Jews: "It's Hanukkah, Baby, Now Move That Ass Over"

  published Dec 14, 2012

  We say it every year ... There's far too much Christmas music on the radio, and not nearly enough Hanukkah songs floating around the FM airwaves to soundtrack our non-denominational celebration of hy... More >>

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  Marilyn Manson (Almost) Loses Ear in Fight, Takes 24 Stitches, Avoids "Becoming Van Goth"

  published Dec 14, 2012

  Who throws a shoe tabler Honestly! It appears that "The Beautiful People" of Switzerland reacted rather violently to an "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" issued by Antichrist Superstar Marilyn Manson duri... More >>

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  Justin Bieber, the Murder and Castration Plot: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

  published Dec 13, 2012

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  Jesus Christ Hypes Rap Crowd in Los Angeles

  published Dec 12, 2012

  Jesus Christ is particularly busy these days. The bearded leader of Christianity has been riding shotgun from shopping mall to shopping mall in the hearts of all his disciples 'round this 6,000-year... More >>

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  Ravi Shankar, Sitar Legend and Norah Jones's Father, Dead at 92

  published Dec 12, 2012

  As the music industry's collective heart weighs heavy with news that legendary sitar player Ravi Shankar passed away yesterday, some comfort can be found in tonight's Hurricane Sandy benefit show at M... More >>